Ummm, did someone call a doctor??!
First, let me listen to your heart...


Attempt #2: This doesn't feel right either.
Attempt #3-16: I tried putting it on backwards. I tried putting my legs through the holes. I tried sitting on it, kissing it, and shaking it. No luck.
Attempt #17: I give up. It must be broken. I'll just put it on Barney.