February 17, 2008

Call to Action

I need to report a STOLEN BINKY. This item is very dear to me and has been taken without my permission. The suspect is female with dark brown hair last seen wearing a pink shirt, jeans, and sneakers. She goes by the street name "Mommy". Your help in this critical matter is appreciated. If information leads to the recovery of my beloved binky, a very valuable reward will be offered.
*According to witnesses, the suspect was overheard saying something about no need for a binky 'cause I'm a thumbsucker... but I personally like options.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sydney,

I may have a lead on who may have stolen your binky. All i'm asking for the information i have is a big smile and some you and i time next time we're up to see you. I'll be in touch. Miss you much!!

Deep Throat(a.k.a. Abe)

Popcorn Addict said...

Sydney,
All I can say is that I saw this person getting rid of the evidence with some talk of braces BEWARE!

-Tipster

Anonymous said...

Sydney,
I think you should keep looking, the culprit may be closer than you think!!!!!